An actual conversation between a student in my literature class and the teacher

Student: Teacher, Josh is being a girl.
Teacher: I find that offensive and I don’t know if that’s appropriate. You know I am a girl.
Student: Yes, but you’re strong and independent and don’t need no man.

Can someone explain to me what just happened?

Kimitations

So I’m sitting here extremely bored talking about leggings with my friend. She calls me a “skinny bitch,” and my first reaction is a Kim K crying face. I decide to bomb her with Kim K imitation photos and this was the result.
Enjoy this.

sectumsempra24:

Eddie Izzard on building an empire

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So this is what your morning breakfast was truly meant for…

SO NO SHANNON

IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING NICE OF A HOTEL

NO SHANNON.

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collegehumor:

Sweet Baby Jesus Check Out This F*cking Poncho

F*cking rain f*cking sucks, f*ck.

danisnotonfire:

When people say “You’ll never need Trigonometry after school.”

click here to watch my new video ‘How not to survive School’ :D

I was just explaining triangles the other day. Coincidence?! I think not! Tumblr has started invading my mind

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theonion:

Copy Of ‘The Scarlet Letter’ Can’t Believe The Notes High Schooler Writing In Margins: Full Story

“I hope she fucking burns me when she’s done”

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neverkickthewinchesterangels:

touchofgrey37:

jaystilesmorgan:

#How to go from crying to laughing in 0.5 seconds

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So I was about to leave my house and go jogging, right? Then I thought
“Wait a second, why just go regular jogging when I could jog with a safari hat?”
So I go and put a safari hat on, and then I have another wonderful idea.
“Oh my god, I could also jog with an iguana! On my safari hat! This is some epic shit”
So I go get an iguana, put it on my safari hat, and I go jogging.
Also, I’m unnaturally tan.